Monday 11 February 2013

Smudboy Smash! Ep #2 Paragon Lost Smashed

A quick breakdown of the major errors we found in Paragon Lost.  We found 69 problems.  Maybe you found more?

Turns out the shuttle isn't a Kodiak; it's just a new type of Alliance troop transport.  The pilots simply like flying upside down in an atmosphere.  Hopefully after their team has geared up, and then locked themselves back into their safety harness, do they do this.

For the part of the anime that has some value, dramatic or otherwise, that is, Vega's choice, I still wish I knew 1) why and how the Collector Cruiser crashes into the planet, 2) how they actually saved Tria, and 3) how and why they ended up in the atmosphere.  Without showing or explaining why those things happened, the value of the choice -- it's believability -- is circumspect.

Sunday 3 February 2013

Saving Blue Vagina

Here I do an off the cuff review of Mass Effect: Paragon Lost, aka, Mass Effect: Deception 2.0.  With special guest, Yuli!

It's fun, easier to make, and didn't take that much time to produce.  However, the next vid, I'll be back to my anal self, finding all the faults and problems in the lore, line by line.

Don't worry, I'm still doing the EC analysis.  It just doesn't suck my soul away as much as these.